A weird thing happened in the men’s washroom at work last week. I know, I know… all good stories start like that.
There were two of us in the washroom. The other man finished up before I did, walked over to the sink, lathered up, rinsed, dried his hands, and walked out of the washroom, but he left the water running.
He knew I was there. Did he leave the faucet running for my convenience? Or was he worried I wouldn’t wash my hands? Did he think I needed a friendly reminder? Or was he a germophobe, and didn’t want to touch the dirty taps with his clean hands?
Ultimately, were his actions considerate?
This has never happened to me, and honestly, I don’t know what to think.
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Well Dan, you seem to have totally missed the real explaination. You are being marked by the Icelandic Secret Service. This type of activity has been used by the ISS for decades, though not many people know about it. In order to let the ISS assassins know which target is to be assassinated they send a man in to leave the tap on so as to alert the assassin as to which person to off. Watch your back these next coming days, I’m sure you’re being followed, in fact, you’re lucky that an ISS assassin didn’t drop out of the ceiling immediately and put a pickaxe through your skull. You must have done some thing really terrible to piss off the Icelandic people because they are a generally non-violent group. Perhaps in your work you accidentally spoke out againt their President, Bjork. Either way, watch yourself.
Seriously though, it was a germophobe. I’ve heard of that kind of thing before.
Posted 07 Jun 2006 at 10:46 am ¶Post a Comment